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Choose beer.
Choose a bar. Choose a bottle. Choose a pint. Choose a fucking massive hangover. Choose pissing in a shop doorway. Choose disgusting food. Choose a spinning bedroom. Choose lying in gutters. Choose a police escort. Choose being sick in the back of a taxi. Choose to miss your keyhole ten times before getting in in. Choose sleeping with ugly people. Choose drinking competitions. Choose dancing like an idiot. Choose phoning friends at two in the morning to sing to them. Choose talking to tramps. Choose bad karaoke. Choose disappointing sex. Choose beer breath. Choose empty pockets. Choose pissing every five minutes. Choose arguing with inanimate objects. Choose to laugh at unfunny jokes. Choose falling asleep in a club. Choose to argue with barmen. Choose losing your phone. Choose to pick a fight with the biggest person around. Choose talking bullshit. Choose walking home at the end of it all thinking what a fucking embarassment you’ve been but then planning next weekend. and Choose FUCK!